Blonde: We need help. We're three blondes changing a light bulb.
Operator: Hmmmmm. You put in a fresh bulb?
Blonde: Yes.
Operator: The power in the house in on?
Blonde: Of course.
Operator: And the switch is on?
Blonde: Yes, yes.
Operator: And the bulb still won't light up?
Blonde: No, it's working fine.
Operator: Then what's the problem?
Blonde: We got dizzy spinning the ladder around, and we all fell and hurt ourselves.
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Q: Why did the blonde only smell good on the right side?ˋ: He didn't know where to buy Left Guard!
Q: How can you tell if a blond is a good cook?ˋ: She gets the poptart out of the toaster in one piece.
Q: How do you recognize a blonde at a car wash?ˋ: He's the one on his bike.
Q. Why does a blonde smile in a lightning storm?ˋ. They think their getting their picture taken.
Q: Why did the blonde put her finger over the nail she was hammering?ˋ: The noise gave her a headache
Q: Did you hear about the blonde who couldn't wait to see 20,000 leagues under the sea?ˋ: He said that he loved baseball, and was surprised that there were so many teams.
Q: Why did the blonde stand in front of a mirror with his eyes closed?ˋ: He wanted to see what he looked like asleep.
Q: What happened to the blonde ice hockey team?ˋ: They drowned in Spring training.
Q: Why did the blonde quit his job as a restroom attendant?ˋ: He couldn't figure out how to refill the hand dryer.
Q: What do you call blonde twins doing bubble gum commercials?ˋ: Double-dumb
Q: How can you tell if a blonde has been using your lawnmower?ˋ: The green WELCOME mat is ripped all to shreds.
Q: How can you tell which tricycle belongs to the blonde?ˋ: It is the one with the kickstand.
Q: What do you call an all-blonde skydiving team?ˋ: A new version of the Lawn Darts game.
Q: Why did the blonde take his new scarf back to the store?ˋ: It was too tight
Q: Did you hear about the blonde who thought he discovered that he had a twin brother?ˋ: He didn't realize he was looking in a mirror.
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One day a blonde and a redhead were playing together over the redhead檚 house while the redhead檚 father was out.
The father had a pet parrot, which he did not let anyone else touch. But, when he left, the girls took him out.
The girls were playing with it, when the blonde grabbed the parrot and accidentally ripped out one of its wings.
聯Now you檝e done it!聰 the red head yelled at the blonde. 聯Go buy him another one just like that, here檚 some money.聰 The redhead went into her piggy bank and gave the blonde $50. 聯
Okay,聰 said the blonde, 聯but it檚 going to hard to find a parrot with only one wing.聰
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One day a blonde kept having the same weird dream everyday, so she went to her doctor.
Doctor: What was your dream about?˙londe: I was being chase by a vampire!
Doctor: (giggles quitely) So... what is the scenery like?˙londe: I was running in a hall way.
Doctor: Then what happened?
Blonde: Well that's the weird thing. In every single dream, the same thing happened. I always come to this door, but I can't open it. I keep pushing the door and pushing the door, but it wouldn't budge!
Doctor: Does the door have any letters on it?˙londe: Yes it did.
Doctor: And what did these letter spell?˙londe: It said %26quot;Pull%26quot;What do you think of these Blonde jokes?They are good. I liked the last one best.What do you think of these Blonde jokes?The first one is really funny but the rest are pretty lame
No offense
Have a great night : )What do you think of these Blonde jokes?yaa htey are funny,,,,by fav. is the last one :)
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