change a lightbulb? They dont even no how to turn on the switch:) do U have any good jokes?Blonde Joke;s?Once there were 3 girls wondering in the Jungle. 1 of them was a red-head, 1 of them was a brunette and 1 of them was a blond. They were all wondering around and then OUT jumps a lion! he says hes going to eat them unless they can stick 10 of their favorite fruits up their butts without making any facial expressions. so the girls all go off to find their favorite fruits and the red-head comes with oranges, she gets to orange number 5 and makes a painful expression. The lion eats her. Then the brunette is next and she comes with cherries, she gets to cherry number 9 and she makes a laughing expression. The lion eats her. The red-head and brunette are up in heaven and the red-head says: %26quot;why did u make an expression, u were so close!?%26quot; the brunette replies: %26quot;I saw the blond coming with watermelons.%26quot;
:D lolzzzzBlonde Joke;s?no but i have a good joke, wat do call cheese thats not yours
nacho-cheese say it fast it funnyBlonde Joke;s?that's so stereotype.Blonde Joke;s?There were three dead girls waiting to go to heaven: one had black hair, one had red hair, and one had blond hair. They are stopped at the bottom of the stairway to heaven by a creature. He says, %26quot;I'm going to tell you three jokes and if you don't laugh through all three, then you may go through the gates. If you do laugh, then you will go to hell%26quot; So at the bottom, he tells his first joke. The black-haired girl laughs and she is sent away. The red head and the blonde climb up the stairs to halfway and then the creature tells them the second joke. The red head laughs and she is sent away also. So the blonde moves closer to the gates and when she is right in front of the gate, the creature tells her the third and last joke. Then the blonde laughs and says, %26quot;Hahahaha I just got the first joke!%26quot;Blonde Joke;s?A blonde and a brunett are on a cliff and are hanging on too a pice of rope the brunett says she is going to sacrefice her self and does this really long speech at the end the blonde claps.Blonde Joke;s?i like the first posters joke it's classicBlonde Joke;s?NEW INVENTIONS BY BLONDES:
The water-proof towel
Glow in the dark sunglasses
Solar powered flashlight
Submarine screen door
A book on how to read
Inflatable dart board
A dictionary index
Powdered water
Pedal powered wheel chair
Water proof tea bags
Zero proof alcohol
Reusable ice cubes
Skinless bananas
Do it yourself roadmap
Anova 1:
An airline captain was breaking in a new blonde stewardess. The route they were flying had a layover in another city. Upon their arrival, the captain showed the stewardess the best place for airline personnel to eat, shop and stay overnight.
The next morning, as the pilot was preparing the crew for the day's route, he noticed the new stewardess was missing. He knew which room she was in at the hotel and called her up wondering what happened. She answered the phone, crying, and said she couldn't get out of her room. %26quot;You can't get out of your room?%26quot; the captain asked, %26quot;Why not?%26quot;
The stewardess replied: %26quot;There are only three doors in here,%26quot; she sobbed, %26quot;one is the bathroom, one is the closet, and one has a sign on it that says 'Do Not Disturb'!%26quot;
Anova 1:
Blonde paint job
A blonde, wanting to earn some money, decided to hire herself out as a handyman-type and started canvassing a wealthy neighborhood. She went to the front door of the first house and asked the owner if he had any jobs for her to do.
%26quot;Well, you can paint my porch. How much will you charge?%26quot;
The blonde said, %26quot;How about 50 dollars?%26quot; The man agreed and told her that the paint and ladders that she might need were in the garage. The man's wife, inside the house, heard the conversation and said to her husband, %26quot;Does she realize that the porch goes all the way around the house?%26quot;
The man replied, %26quot;She should. She was standing on the porch.%26quot;
A short time later, the blonde came to the door to collect her money.
%26quot;You're finished already?%26quot; he asked. %26quot;Yes,%26quot; the blonde answered, %26quot;and I had paint left over, so I gave it two coats. %26quot;Impressed, the man reached in his pocket for the $50. %26quot;And by the way,%26quot; the blonde added, %26quot;that's not a Porch, it's a Ferrari.%26quot;Blonde Joke;s?over done but a starBlonde Joke;s?-----------A SMART BLONDE!!----------------
A blonde and a lawyer are seated next to each other on a flight from LA to NY. The lawyer asks if she would like to play a fun game? The blonde, tired, just wants to take a nap, politely declines and rolls over to the window to catch a few winks. The lawyer persists and explains that the game is easy and a lot of fun. He explains, %26quot;I ask you a question, and if you don't know the answer, you pay me $5.00, and vise versa.%26quot;
Again, she declines and tries to get some sleep.
The lawyer, now agitated, says, %26quot;Okay, if you don't know the answer you pay me $5.00, and if I don't know the answer, I will pay you $500.00.%26quot;
This catches the blonde's attention and, figuring there will be no end to this torment unless she plays, agrees to the game.
The lawyer asks the first question. %26quot;What's the distance from the earth to the moon?%26quot;
The blonde doesn't say a word, reaches into her purse, pulls out a $5.00 bill and hands it to the lawyer. %26quot;Okay,%26quot; says the lawyer, %26quot;your turn%26quot;.
She asks the lawyer, %26quot;What goes up a hill with three legs and comes down with four legs?%26quot;
The lawyer, puzzled, takes out his laptop computer and searches all his references, no answer. He taps into the air phone with his modem and searches the net and the library of congress, no answer. Frustrated, he sends e-mail to all his friends and coworkers, to no avail. After an hour, he wakes the blonde, and hands her $500.00.
The blonde says, %26quot;Thank you,%26quot; and turns back to get some more sleep.
The lawyer, who is more than a little miffed, wakes the blonde and asks, %26quot;Well, what's the answer?%26quot;
Without a word, the blonde reaches into her purse, hands the lawyer $5.00, and goes back to sleep.Blonde Joke;s?there was a blonde, brunette and red head stranded on an
island, they found a genie bottle. each were given a wish, the brunette wished to go home, poof wish granted! the red head wished to go home as well, poof wish granted! the blonde wished for her friends to come back because she was lonely, poof wish granted!! lmao my 10 yr old told me that joke!Blonde Joke;s?your so funny dork! smooch!Blonde Joke;s?Why do blondes like tilt steering?
More head room... :)
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