How many Republicans/Democrats does it take to change a lightbulb?

How many Republicans does it take to change a light blub?



1. One to deny that the light bulb needs to be changed

2. One to attack the patriotism of anyone who says the light bulb needs to be changed.

3. One to blame Clinton for burning out the light bulb.

4. One to tell the nations of the world that they are either for changing the light bulb or for darkness.

5. One to give a billion dollar no-bid/cost-plus contract to Halliburton for the new light bulb.

6. One to arrange a photograph of Bush, dressed as a janitor, standing on a stepladder under the

banner: “Light Bulb Change Accomplished.”

7. One administration insider to resign and write a book documenting in detail how Bush was literally in the dark.

8. One to viciously smear #7.

9. One surrogate to campaign on TV and at rallies on how George Bush has had a strong light bulb changing policy all along.

10. Finally, Joe Lieberman to confuse Americans about the difference between screwing the light bulb and screwing the country.

11. Who needs a light blub when you can get all aglow just by thinking about Ronald Reagan?



How many Democrats does it take to change a light bulb?

Twenty. One to change it; Three to do an environmental impact study; Two to ensure that Affirmative Action criteria are being met; One to liaise with the Unions; Five to grumble about how the Republicans were trying to keep everyone in the dark; Two to get an abortion to celebrate the occasion; Three to hold a press conference calling attention to their accomplishment and proclaiming how much more brightly the bulb would be shining if we elected more Democrats to office; and three to pass a law banning incandescent light bulbs, because they cause global warming. However, when it's all over, everyone is still in the dark because the Democrats don't have enough sense to flip the switch.



Which one is funnier?How many Republicans/Democrats does it take to change a lightbulb?They're both funny if you ask me, but if I had to pick a favorite, it has to be the Democratic one because of the line %26quot;Three to hold a press conference calling attention to their accomplishment and proclaiming how much more brightly the bulb would be shining if we elected more Democrats to office%26quot;.How many Republicans/Democrats does it take to change a lightbulb?you really have alot of time on your hands dont youHow many Republicans/Democrats does it take to change a lightbulb?lol, deffinently the Democtrats, because it's true!!!!

XDHow many Republicans/Democrats does it take to change a lightbulb?The problem is that both of these are too close to the mark to be funny.How many Republicans/Democrats does it take to change a lightbulb?The Democrat one is funnier, because it actually involves ACTION and it's true. The Republican one is just all talk and %26quot;smears%26quot;....hey, I'll take all the smears they can dish out as long as I don't have Al Gore coming to my front door telling me what light bulbs to use.How many Republicans/Democrats does it take to change a lightbulb?They hire it out to the Chinese.How many Republicans/Democrats does it take to change a lightbulb?I'm a liberal, and I think the second one is funnier.



The first one, you contradict yourself, and you fail to mention God or the free market.How many Republicans/Democrats does it take to change a lightbulb?The republican one...



The stupidity that goes into %26quot;abortions to celebrate%26quot; isn't funny...How many Republicans/Democrats does it take to change a lightbulb?both are very clever, and very close to the truth. How many Republicans/Democrats does it take to change a lightbulb?these aren't jokes they are solids truths and whenever you bring out the truths on democrats , they try and tell you how to spend your time or that you are wasting time.. but seriously, thanks for the laugh How many Republicans/Democrats does it take to change a lightbulb?i am a republican and that one was hilarious....



but the democrat one flows better, so that one.How many Republicans/Democrats does it take to change a lightbulb?Who is responsible for this bit of preposterous outrage? How dare you poke fun at both of our esteemed parties?



You forgot how Rummy tried to get 4 bulbs changed when only one needed it, the republican contractors that broke 6 bulbs fixing the one, and the guards that prevented oversight committee from examining the dead bulb and finally the republican committee that decided to go into a foreign coountry with out invitation to change their bulbs to ours.