How many atheists does it take to change a light bulb?

Dozens. Many will doubt it needs changing, many will check the fuse, switch, circuit etc. Will any of them actually change the bulb? Then dozens more will be needed just to criticize the others. Maybe the light bulb will just evolve enough to stay on forever.



Can you beat that? Try not be offensive. I'm an atheist by the way, so sometimes I like to laugh at myself.How many atheists does it take to change a light bulb?I also like to laugh at myself:-)



How many TV evangelists does it take to change a light bulb?

One, but for the message of light to continue burning, send money.



How many liberal Christians does it take to change a light bulb?

At least ten. They need to hold a debate on whether or not the bulb actually exists. If they can agree on the existence of the bulb, they may not change it so as not to alienate those who might use other forms of light.



How many Methodists does it take to change a light bulb?



In lieu of light bulb changing, the following statement is issued: %26quot;We choose not to make a statement either in favor of, or against the need for a light bulb. However, if in your own journey you have found that a light bulb works for you, that's fine. You are invited to write a poem or compose a modern dance about your personal relationship with your light bulb, (or light source, or non-dark resource), and present it next month at our annual light bulb Sunday service in which we explore a number of light bulb traditions, including, but not limited to, incandescent, fluorescent, three-way, long-life, and tinted; all of which are equally valid paths to luminescence.%26quot;



How many Charismatics/Pentecostals does it take to change a light bulb? Ten! One to change the bulb and nine to pray against the spirit of darkness.How many atheists does it take to change a light bulb?10,,one to change it and 9 to prove it.How many atheists does it take to change a light bulb?There is no light bulb.How many atheists does it take to change a light bulb?kinda funny. i'm gonna post some quaker jokes later, so look for themHow many atheists does it take to change a light bulb?none. we have magical powers that make the lighbulbs screw themselves in.How many atheists does it take to change a light bulb?haha. it's a little funny but kind of offensive- but if you don't find it bad than it's fine.



im not an atheist and im not against them in any way but it kinda makes a bit of sense in a humorous way.





um, thanks for sharing?,



MairyHow many atheists does it take to change a light bulb?How many Christians does it take to change a light-bulb? None ... they'll wait for their god to do it for them.



Actually, in the light-bulb changing exercise, Atheists wouldn't have a problem. They wouldn't doubt the bulb needs changing because they have something the Christian doesn't ... evidence. And that's what it's all about.How many atheists does it take to change a light bulb?1 to change it, then a religious person with a hammer to bash it to cover the truth, that the light uncovered. repeat process.How many atheists does it take to change a light bulb?Haha. I got one better.



Q: How many Christians does it take to change a lightbulb?



A: There is no answer. None of them will actually change it, they'll just examine it, cry briefly, and, as they go off to bed, pray to God about it. After about a week of no change, the Christian will then write into the 700 Club, for help in the matter, sending with the letter a substantial donation that could have been used on the lightbulb replacement. Christians across the country will pray for the burned out lightbulb, until a smart Atheist comes and changes it. The Christian will never admit that an Atheist has finally fixed the problem, though, because we are all %26quot;the devil.%26quot;



Ooh.How many atheists does it take to change a light bulb?No, actually, we just go ahead and change it.



Unlike some people who sit around waiting for flocks of angels to come along with their miraculous 'illuminating' powers.How many atheists does it take to change a light bulb?%26quot;The bulb, the whole bulb or nothing but the bulb%26quot; or only part of it? Just joking.How many atheists does it take to change a light bulb?I'm all for the light bulb eventually evolving. But it's not living, so no mutations, bumber :(How many atheists does it take to change a light bulb?Actually, it only takes one. We have no illusions about the light bulb being resurrected, so when it burns out, we just change it.How many atheists does it take to change a light bulb?Actually it wasn't burned out. We just turned it off when the proselytizers came to the door the previous evening.How many atheists does it take to change a light bulb?Well isn't this just a fine example of atheist nonsense at work. Not the question that was interesting and even some of the responses made me chuckle, but the overwhelming sense of %26quot;We are smart because we know there is no god, and you are dumb because you do%26quot; nonsense that people are spouting on here is laughable. To say that someone is dumber because the believe in god is a load of crap. There are many intelligent people who believe in god. Just as their are many Intelligent atheists. Any comment that would have you believe otherwise is foolish and ignorant.